Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Bob Mills' book The Laugh Makers

Interview with Bob Mills,
author of The Laugh Makers

1. What was your reason for writing this story?

Bob Hope employed scores of writers throughout his career, but until now no one had done a book on the day-to-day life we led providing him with comedy material. Neither had they set down for future generations of comedy writers Hope’s time-tested method (developed and refined in radio) of creating shows. I tried to provide the reader with the details of what I term in the book’s Preface, “the most unique performer-writer symbiosis” in the history of show business -- and by using actual examples from our scripts, give them plenty of laughs along the way.

2. What's one thing the average reader would not know about Bob Hope?

That he considered performing live on stage his true calling -- not
radio, not television, not movies -- but doing his 2-hour act as often
and in as many different cities as possible. He was a true
vaudevillian, a comic genius who never tired of the two sounds that
kept him going for over 100 years -- laughter and applause.

3. What's the funniest story in your book?

The story that appears on page 5 (I also open my cruise ship shows
with it). It goes like this: Hope was notorious for waking writers
up at all hours for material. Sy Rose who wrote for Bob in radio and
later TV was one of them. Sy’s wife became fed up with the late-night
calls and said, “I have an idea. Next time he wakes us up, let me
answer the phone.” Sy agreed, thinking she intended to read Hope the
riot act. Several nights later their bedside phone rings about 2:30
AM. “Hello?” she says. “Hi, this is Bob Hope. Is Sy there?“ “Gee,
Bob, Sy told me he was working with you tonight.” Without pausing,
Hope says, “Oh, yeah, here he comes now!” and hangs up.

4. Where did you meet the author of the book’s Foreword, Gary Owens?

We are both members of a professional association of old-time
performers, writers and producers named “Yarmy’s Army” that meets once
a month at Jerry’s Deli in Westwood, California. Named in memory of
Dick Yarmy, Don Adam’s brother, members produce and perform in variety
shows to benefit worthy causes like the Motion Picture and Television
Country Home and Hospital in Woodland Hills, California as well as
individual show folk down on their luck. Its generous and caring
members include Shelley Berman, Pat Harrington, Peter Marshall, Chuck
, Jack Reilly, Hank Garrett, Michael Callan, Ronnie Schell and
even former LA Mayor, Richard Riordan (a fledging standup comedian).

5. Okay, funny man, what's your favorite joke?

A TV writer’s favorite is usually the one that got the biggest laugh
from the studio audience. Here’s mine: In 1978, the LA Dodgers won
the Pennant so we taped a special saluting the 75th Anniversary of the
World series co-hosted by Danny Kaye. In his monologue Hope said:

“With the series in LA, there have never been so many stars in the
stands. Yesterday, I sat in the shade. I had a box seat in front of
Dolly Parton. In the third inning, Dolly caught a pop foul and
[Dodger catcher] Steve Yeager is still looking for it.”

Please enjoy this brief excerpt from Bob's book:

Seashell Shocked

In the early eighties, when Hope wanted to tape a special in the South
Sea Islands, what more relaxing locale could we have chosen than
lush, tropical Tahiti? Well, it sounded good on paper, anyway. Hope
entered what appeared to be be a mutually beneficial promotional
arrangement with America-Hawaii Cruises, a fledging company that had a
specially-outfitted 747 (leather seats among other luxuries) to
transport passengers to the one vessel in their fleet, the S.S.

The hour-long special would include guest stars John Denver, Howard
, Jonathan Winters, Morgan Brittany, and the reigning Miss
, Susan Aiken. It would be taped in and around Moorea and the
island chain’s capital, Papeete. Hope would perform an eight-minute
monologue from the promenade deck of the Liberte that
was docked in Cook’s Bay. We were in a tropical paradise known the
world over for its crystal clear lagoons and azure blue beaches
crawling with topless, grass-skirted beauties renowned for their
warmth, charm and indigenous friendliness. What could possibly go
wrong? Well for starters, Hope, introduced from off-deck, strode out
in a straw hat and multicolored Tommy Bahama shirt and began his
monologue with this line:

“Here we are aboard the S.S. Liberte on the island of Moorea. S.S.
Liberte. Spend a few days on a cruise liner, and you’ll understand
what the ‘S.S.’ stands for — ‘Swingin’ Ship.’”

The audience, huddled together on deck chairs, stared back at Hope
like they’d just been struck by an iceberg. If this bunch had ever
done any swinging, it was during the Roaring Twenties. And the roar
was down to a whisper. We had written a monologue for the “Love Boat,”
and it was being delivered on the “S.S. Geriatric.” In our rush to get
aboard and set up, no one had bothered to check the passenger
manifest, and now the vessel was scheduled to depart within hours. It
was too late to regroup, so Hope had no choice but to press on, hoping
we could edit in some canned laughter back home.

“This is the Liberte which means freedom in French, and judging from
all the cabin hopping I heard last night, it’s well Named.”

Again, the audience hasn’t a clue as to what he’s talking about. If
they had done any cabin hopping the night before, it was to borrow a
cup of Metamucil from a neighbor. As [fellow writer] Gene Perret and I
stood at the railing seriously considering a swan dive, Hope glanced
over at us with a look that said, “I should have become an
accountant.” But Gene, ever cheerful, mouthed the words, “Keep going.
You’re doing great.” Hope did, but he wasn’t.

“One guy’s been so busy at night, he couldn’t remember where his own
compartment was. He just found out it’s on another ship.”

Right about now, Hope looks like he’d prefer to be on another one,

“One gal asked the captain to perform a marriage ceremony and showed
up with four guys. The captain said, ‘Which one’s the groom?‘ and she
said, ‘Don’t rush me.’”

At last, a huge round of applause from a group of couples celebrating
fiftieth wedding anniversaries. After a few more jokes, the bellman
announces that it’s time for another buffet, the audience files out en
mass, and we hold an impromptu burial-at-sea for the monologue.

We had learned the hard way that Hope’s on-deck performances worked
best with audiences in uniform. Several months later, the cruise line
declared bankruptcy, and the Liberte was sold at auction, refitted,
repainted and renamed. We never found out if we had contributed to its


new cover for a new book

We've just reworked the cover on the new Richard Barthelmess bio. So far, the response has been more positive than the previous version! What do you think?

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Mel Simons is back, never went!

Mel Simons to perform in Brookline
Comedian Mel Simons, whose fifth book, "Old-Time Television Memories" (Bear Manor Media), with a forward by Bill Dana, was recently released, will perform at Hebrew SeniorLife in Brookline on May 1 and July 3. The events are part of a partnership with the LSJCC in Newton.

Mel Simons
Simons has interviewed many of the great television stars of the past. Included in his latest book are interviews with Milton Berle, Perry Como, George Jessel, Steve Allen and many others. Simons can also be heard on the Steve LeVeille Show on WBZ radio. For event information, call 617-558-6596.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

new book dancing your way

The great dancer Miriam Nelson is just about to release her autobiography!

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

interview with the authors

Dan Gillespie says: "Tom and I are going to be interviewed by phone on a Baltimore-Washington radio program (21st Century Radio, WCBM 680AM) on Sunday April 12, probably in the 8-9pm EDT timeslot."

So listen for it!

hard to believe it's been a year

I still remember Bill Idelson's voice on the phone - gruff, but always full of humor. Always wanting to know how the book was going. I still miss him.

Monday, March 23, 2009

sequel book coming

Shadows Over Florida is being worked on Right Now. Meantime, Shadows Over New England is up for a Rondo Award, the winners being announced sometime today!

Saturday, March 21, 2009

The Lucky Strike Papers

Check out the blog of the author of our Lucky Strike Papers by clicking on the book cover.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Bob Mills!!!!

New Bear Manor author Bob Mills -- "THE LAUGH MAKERS: A Behind-The-Scenes Tribute to Bob Hope's Incredible Gag Writers" was released on Valentines Day -- has been doing more press interviews than Lindsay Lohan after a bust. He recently was interviewed live by Joel Bloomberg who hosts a national radio show out of New York. Bob did another live interview on Los Angeles FM station KPFK's "Access Unlimited." KPFK's signal reaches from Santa Barbara to San Diego and the show is archieved at www.kpfk.org. He just completed an hour-long pre-taped interview with LA radio legend Frank Brezee whose Saturday night show airs on www.yesterdayusa.com.

Upcoming events on Bob's agenda include the SPERDVAK Convention in Studio City, California on May 1-2-3 and several appearances at Orange County Lion's Clubs next month, performing his live cruise ship lectures (He's been around the world three times!) based on stories from his book which is garnering sensational reviews on Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble.com. In the past, Bob has raised thousands of dollars for the blind.

Plans are underway for Bob to record an audio version of THE LAUGH MAKERS which will be released on the Bear Manor Media label. We'll keep you posted on this! The guy's a real dynamo and sales of his book should sky rocket. Go, Bob!

Honey West

We're working on a Honey West book right now. Wish I had a cover to show you, but not quite. But you can read about it and order it here.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Arthur Anderson makes the papers!

To tell the truth, I was scared to death when I first saw this article - I thought poor Arthur Anderson had left us! Rarely do you see the press care about the great old ones unless it's an obit. That's the sad truth. But everyone's favorite old man scored one against the system today! Click here to read it.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Ib's new book

We're very proud to be putting out Ib Melchior's new book of fiction, and it's quite an event! You're going to love these stories.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Filets for free

If there's a convention out there looking for a freebie to give out as door prizes or etc, email me via the website (click on the cover) and let's talk about me giving you some free books.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Prints of Classic Hollywood

This book just got another rave review, folks!

Saturday, March 14, 2009

finished Judy Canova yesterday!!

After hours and HOURS and hours of working on this book, I finally finished the Judy Canova biography yesterday! Whew!! The wife and I went out to dinner last night to celebrate. Because I haven't been more pleased with how a book has come out since my Paul Frees (my personal favorite) book.

I've now sent it on to Judy's daughters for their corrections and blessings. Because of them, this funny book has a very moving ending. I think everyone's going to like it, even if you're not a JC fan. :)

Friday, March 13, 2009

Thursday, March 12, 2009

cheaply on amazon

For a limited time, I've reduced the official price of this book on amazon.com to $9.95. Since it's a thinner book, I figured I'd give customers a break. Times is bad, so we do what we can!

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

more Daws Butler writings

I love Daws. His voices. Not many people know he was a very prolific writer. This new book gathers together all of his stories/dialogues for children.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

new John Holmes review

Some people don't know that this book on porn star John Holmes is our book. I'll admit, I'd been quiet about it a bit, in fear of offending some of the prudes. However, like our Barbara Payton book, this biography is getting nothing but praise, not because of the subject, but because it's just a damn fine book! The authors are smart ladies who treat the subject with the respect and intelligence that it deserves. Click on the cover to read the latest review. I just wanted to share it with you.


I'm very proud to have this new book - the first book on the entire Jaws film series - in my catalog, I just had to post it here.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

the mysterious Johnn Dollar matter

A few people have asked what happened to this book. Well, it's coming. In fact, it's so big, it's going to be in 3 volumes. But it's taking a long time to format and get ready, so I had to take it off the site until I was sure I had a release date ready. Don't worry, the whole set will be out sometime this year!

Friday, March 6, 2009

Arthur Anderson

He's working on his autobiography right now. Yes, the voice of Lucky the Leprechaun is writing his life story, from the radio years (working with Orson Welles) right thru today.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

new feature on Betty Hutton book

Click on the cover to see Betty and the author in the new issue of Jolie Magazine!

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Talkin' Trek - sometime

A few people have asked - what happened to Talkin' Trek? Well, the author's been delayed so much, I finally had to take it off the site. I'm assured it's coming, I'm just not sure when yet. You'll be the first to know on this blog!

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Snooks vol. 3 coming this year

I'm working on selecting the scripts right now for vol. 3. I'm curious if anyone has any requests for this one. For instance, someone told me he'd rather have just the Snooks parts, not the entire shows (Frank Morgan's bits, etc.). What would you like?

Monday, March 2, 2009


I just created this poll and invite everyone reading to answer it. You can click on the book cover to go there too. Thanks.

Sunday, March 1, 2009


I wanted to single out Wes Britton for the wonderful job he's done on his latest book, The Encyclopedia of Spies. Wes is blind yet continues to write and market his various books with a fervor and happiness I see in few other authors. More power to him!